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September 18, 2004

so not politically correct

Ok - I mean this in the most 7th grade way...

Swing dancing is totally gay unless you have a willing and able partner. And unless you've had a couple drinks.

On second thought, it's totally gay unless you've had many drinks. Then it's rather cool.

As you may have surmised, I went swing dancing tonight. It was rather so-so until I spotted the drag queen. Now, the queen would never have been spotted unless PamillaParkerBowles had pointed out her awful fuschia dress. Upon standing up to get a better look (I've been having a Dorothy Parkeresque month - if you don't have anything nice to say, come stand next to me) I said to PBB, "That's a dude." I was soooooo right. She had a face like Clint Eastwood's. Yick.

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