toying with my emotions

Nerve continues to torment me. First with this pointless horoscope, and then with messages from guys who haven't changed their look since they were five. And, sorry, but if you're 5'10" and weigh a buck thirty-five - and are male - you need to be hiding your running shoes and laying into the snickers bars. Whiskypants prefers men with a little meat on 'em.

Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22)
As the week begins, you'll feel a lot of sublimated tension: you want to scream at people and tell them how to do things properly. Don't. If you do, you'll miss out on the sexually charged week that's set to follow those tense first few days. Besides, your annoyance is much better assuaged by multiple orgasms than by hollering.