feliz cumpleanos!

My good friend, Roo, turns 30 tomorrow. He's one of my favorite persons due to his being rilly smart, rilly unique, and not a liker of other people. He hates elevator conversation, oblivious people, and things that stink.

Roo attracts small children to him like bees to honey. They know one of their own even though he is in adult form.

He likes to take things apart and never put them back together. He will rewire your basement for you if you're family, but, it might not be a real good idea really.

Don't get so excited, the man is oh-so-taken. And while is wife is small, she is wiry, and she will cut you.