wanted: aging groupies (see manager for details)

Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22) There's nothing sadder than stumbling upon some PBS program where they wheel out a presumed-dead elderly singer of onetime fame to dance him around a bit. The performer energetically launches into some hundred-year-old hits and quickly becomes winded and sweaty. This will resemble your week, when enthusiasm collides with your body's limitations. Don't take that to mean you shouldn't squeeze back into the old chiffon and squeak out those falsetto notes. Just align your body's limitations with a few enthusiastic, aging groupies instead.

[Thanks to nerve.com for the continuing mockery of my pain.]