please make it so

Nerve has been serving up some hot horoscopes recently (for which I'm both grateful and hopeful):

Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22) You'll be the Franklin Roosevelt of oral sex this week, an orator to inspire the masses. Though your line of questioning will be standard ("Is that what you like, bitch? You like that Swedish smorgasbord?"), your presence and intonation will take it to a whole new level. By midweek, you'll be channeling your inner Clinton, overflowing with compassion and feeling their pain.