call to action

The Thirsty Bunny Chronicles has been woefully neglected. Apparently, the Bunny is busy living the life of Riley or something, leaving his gentle readers without his crazier-than-a-bedbug sort of wit, his charming stories of bar-crossed lovers and wise recommendations regarding demon alcohol.

What to do? Stage an intervention? Can the Bunny be bribed? If so, how? All I know is we need some hot blogging action.