for capriciousness's sake

Some thoughts on the Olympics:

• Blue eyeshadow on women (women??? only one of them is in her 20's) gymnists. Stop the madness.
• Male swimmers have unbelievable bodies. [Fanning myself. Oy, I'm schvitzing.]
• We need to get over the fact that Phelps won't break Spitz's record this time - he's only 19 and competing in a sport where most athletes hit their stride at 23-25.
• There are no bosomy women swimmers. I guess having more than an A kinda creates too much drag. My Olympic hopes die painfully. At least I have my rack to comfort me.
• It doesn't really bother me that the US isn't kicking considerable ass.
• Somebody needs to take me to Greece.