the wine muse is completely useless

But at least I figured out how to post photos for free! Behold (below)! A photo of my sassy hazel-green eyes (in black and white)! Now I just need CamillaParkerBowles help me get an equally sassy photo of my rack. That'll keep my dance card full, fo sho.

Alas, it is pumpkin time for this faceless bureaucrat. Sweet dreams!