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Look, I'm not doing this for you, but for my own dark and twisted reasons. Oh, and because everyone else is doing it.

 
 

June 07, 2005

proof that theres someone for everyone

I caught this darling missed connection on craigslistdc today. If I'm right, the Fartful Dodger has finally met his soulmate. Just please, God, don't let them reproduce. I don't think the ozone could stand it.

You were in front of me in line at the grocery store and let out a little
toot. The backwash smacked me in the face and nearly rolled me over....but I
held onto the old lady with the wig and managed to laugh. Wanna get together
sometime when I have gas, too?

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