i have a new favorite poet

My latest favorite amateur poet provided this haiku after I described my most recent romantic efforts. I think he has quite a future...

eHarmony speaks
Sends prospects almost daily.
Nay to hairy nose.

and also...

Oh, hapless blind date.
Beware this one's poison pen.
Your friends read her blog.

He also provided the following after a brief discussion of a good blog nom de plume:

Relentless blogger
Paints colorful word portraits.
Makes sport of people.

If he wasn't scared to date me before, he definitely will be now.