i've lost my equilibrium

Since Christmas, I've busted my ass a total of four times. Four times. I've never been particularly graceful, but this is a new record. Be glad that I took the photo with the bandaid.

So why does this keep happening? First of all, I have weak ankles. Second, I'm rather bosomy (top heavy). Third, sometimes I wear stupid shoes. Lastly, and perhaps this is why I've been suffering a plague of spazzismo, I've been suffering from chronic sinusitis. It has thrown off my balance and turned me into a complete (and slightly nasally) doofus.

After informing a friend at work, she replied somewhere along the lines of, "you better get that under control before you start dating again."