please oh please oh please!

Nerve's horoscope for Libra is quite tantalizing this week and I now have a reason to live:

Libra (Sept. 22-Oct. 22) McDonald's has a new TV ad in which they bleep out the word "free," and the Pussycat Dolls' new song, "Beep," is built entirely around bleeped curse words. These curious developments in profanity will reflect your week, as you take your sexual discourse to new levels of abstraction and self-reference. By the time the weekend arrives, someone will beep your beeping beep as hard as they can.

I look forward to seeing, er, beeping you, "someone."